I’m going to watch the Barbie movie while being Cognizant of its function as a spectacle of a commodity and enjoy the aesthetic but think the dialogue could use a little more polish from the writers and then I’m going to go home and make sweet tender love with Karl Marx who will have been sleeping in my bathtub all day. And afterwards he will kiss me so tenderly and say “I’m glad you enjoyed the movie. The masses deserve to have as much joy and art in whatever they can access in their every day. It is not through media or representation that we will find liberation but the self activity of the working class in the smashing if the capitalist state. Anyway can you review this fanfiction I wrote of Engels getting down silly style for me before I send it to him?”
I think I was suffering heat stroke when I typed this pls don’t cast your spell upon me
“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?
“In the same way your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don’t, then it doesn’t.” - Brennan Lee Mulligan, Fantasy High S1E17
my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness
I always thought the name wormtongue was derogatory but I clearly misunderstood their dynamic
Girl are you the CIA? Because my Center of Intelligence loses all Agency when I’m with you
How the fuck are you so good at this?
Girl are you surveillance cameras? Because I see you everwhere
Girl are you my FBI agent? Because I would turn on my webcam just for you 🩷
Girl are you a mass surveillance state? Because I’ll show you everything
Girl are you a government agent sent to spy on me in secret because I’m an active threat to the sanctity of the state? Because I’ll let you invade my privacy
Girl did you leak the FBI no-fly list? Because I’d love to bring you to my place
Girl are you wanted by the US Department of Justice? Because I want you way more <3
Girl are you a security breach? Because I want to fill you up <3
Girl are you an OSHA violation? Because that’s what your bed’s gonna look like when I’m done with you
Girl are you a hardhat? Because I’d love for you to envelop my head
Girl are you a florescent safety vest? Because you brighten up my day!
Girl are you safety gloves? Because I want to have my hands inside you
Girl are you a safety inspector? Because I think our dates won’t end up passing the test
*laughing nervously* what do you mean by that?
Girl are you a boring safety protocol? Because I’d love to rinse you and repeat
